Editor's Note: UPDATE -- I thought it might have been April 1st, not May 1st when I heard the announcement from Geraldo Rivera but, yes, Osama bin Laden is finally -- officially -- dead. The article below reveals what a newsflash this really is.
Revolt of the Plebs
The next time the CIA comes up with another Osama bin Laden videotape, you might want to compare their images of the alleged al-Qaeda leader to the photograph I’ve provided here. If he looks any healthier than that, then you’re probably looking at an imposter.
Yeah, Osama has definitely seen better days. But give the guy a break, huh? You wouldn’t look much better if you’d been dead for nine years.
Oh, by the way, in case you’ve just joined us? Osama bin Laden is dead.